Said by the amazing Leslie Knope on Parks & Recreation - this is my mantra.
“Ovaries before brovaries” is printed on a blank inside 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back.
These come with a grape purple square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside.